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COWS IN JUMPSUITS
 

 

!!This site is under construction. The following links except for DEATH COW and OBTUSE DUCK do not work yet!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last updated at 

03/05/03 10:56:23 PM

Welcome to Cows In Jumpsuits
This site is about shopping carts ,get rich quick schemes ,and blah blah blah blah blah yak yak shut up before I hit you with a dead cat you bulimic jackrabbit.
The P.G.P.O. (pro goat punishment orginization)
What is the PGPO you might ask? The PGPO is an organized group of people that are dedicating their lives to legalize goat punishment. The goats all across America are creating an ongoing threat to our society. This group of individuals will stop at nothing to reach their goal. These goats WILL PAY.
You ask why must these goats be so severely treated and punished? We will soon find out.

I proudly support the PGPO.

If you wish to become a part of the ongoing battle against goats please email me at jamesbond98520@yahoo.com.



-nobody loves you
......maybe someday they will
Yarkards!!
Hello. You can call me B. B is not my real name, but it is its first letter and I feel it fit to post on a website without feeling regret. I am 17 and have not edited this web site in a good 2 or so years. Since the last edition of this site has posted my life has virtually changed, I have seen many bads and goods and have attained many qualities and interests I had never thought of touching on just two years ago. The only thing that had (and has) stayed the same was (and is) this website. yep, dont know why I'm saying this.. maybe because its late at night and I have nothing better to do, i'm damn bored, but its nice picking something back up that I had forgot about for so long.. So to anyone who reads this, I'm back. 7-14-05, 319am.
The Mythical Tales Of Death Cow
and The Obtuse Duck
>>Part One<<

Join our syringe-nosed friend and his deformed companion on their quest through the swamp of morality and the chemically cauterized cheese

(Too bad we here at cowsinjumpsuits are too lazy to create a cartoon for it yet)  There are actually Deathcow and Obtuse duck cartoons now, but I havent gotten them on the site yet
IT WILL BE HERE SOME DAY. I GUARANTEE IT!!!!!!!!

I also guarantee that I'm not a frickin psycho



Become part of the battle

Getting Rich Quick Schemes
1. Get breast implants and learn to sing
2. Take a Macintosh operating system and sell it under a different name.
3. ask 10,000,000 people if you could borrow a quarter. (this may take some time) 

4. Find a group of angry rabid monkeys and sell them on E-bay or find a Toshiba libretto and sell it to me


There are more on the way, but they're out to lunch, I can't tell you what they are right now...!!?
Don't worry, you're not a news anchor.
you can Wait!

where is Carl anyway? 

METALLICA
                 Possibly one of the best soft rock/hip hop bands ever               (being sarcastic for people who don't know)

If you like Metallica as much as you think I do, click here

 


The proud founder of the PGPO: The one and only................